Things people put on cars.

I have seen enough of the 'Calvins' pissing on stuff that I now depise those stickers. Oddly, I didn't see one this morning on my drive in. (Some say commute, I say drive...I drive to work. When you say commuting to me it makes me think that I should be carpooling or something and that would drive me nuts...but that's for another post.)

It was raining while I was driving in today and I was behind a Suburban and I noticed something gray, slimey and nasty looking wiggling on the back bumper. At first I was thinking. "ew, what the hell is that blob?" We got stopped at a red light and I was able to examine this gray blob in more detail and it turns out that it was a hunk of jiggling gray plastic shaped like a Bull Dog that was biting the ball hitch. The slower the Suburban moved to more it jiggled, it was positively fierce at the stop light.

Now I can find humor in this, if it looked more realistic and not like a giant ball of jiggling, gray snot that landed on the back bumper.

When I passed this Suburban as it turned off I was forced to shake my head yet again at the stupidity of this person. For in the side window was the 'Soccer Mom' Soccer ball sticker...and...the NRA logo.

Now, you say 'hey...it could be a husband and wife with their stickers.' Sure, it could be, but I find that unlikely. I keep my stickers on my SUV and my husband keeps his on his SUV. It keeps the confusion down. This forces me to assume that an NRA supporting, Soccer mom is out there with her snot-like, ball hitch, biting Bull Dog just waiting for someone to cut her off. I think she'd shoot you or run you over with the Suburban, if she doesn't sic a giant dog on you...and then when you are in the hospital recovering she will bring you cookies and in a fluffly air-headed tone explain why you are there, and of course it will be your fault for cutting her off in the first place.

Some people need to be fiercly medicated. This person was one of them.

I drank too much coffee this morning...yet I need more.