Pretty men.

You're not a eunuch...are you?

I pose a question to all women out there. If a man is pretty...such as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom (if you don't know who those two men are, go back under your rock and hide from the world some more) are they really worthy of being called a man?

They are guys. They border on sexless sex symbols. The kind of men you want your 13 year old girl lusting after, because quite simply, they are harmless, asexual looking pretty people.

Rob Pattison...or whatever his name is from Twilight, he's one. Leondardo DiCaprio from the Titanic days was one. He's since graduated to douchebag, but...who am I to point fingers, after all Leo sends me generic letters wanting my money to save polar bears. Maybe I am the douchebag for using his letters as kindling for my fireplace. (Can girls be douchebags?) Back on topic....Orlando Bloom...in everything he's done has been pretty. Shia LeBouf is also a pretty (albeit little) man. They should be called 'guys.'

Reserve 'men' for the Jason Stathams of the cinematic industry. They are few and far between, because women want to look at men that wear as much make-up as they do. That's fair I guess, I married a man that on a day-to-day basis wears the same amount of make-up as I do. None. I married a man. He might not be pretty, but he's handsome, masculine and can't be blown over by a strong wind like most of those wimps in Hollywood. You know my husband is a man.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the PotC movies...but...my two favorite characters were Norrington (has to do with his coats) and Barbossa (has to do with the hat).

Oddly this rant was supposed to be about deja vu...and Sparrow's quote of "You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?" was going headline this, but when looking for that photo I saw to many pretty man and had to talk about them.